FOR SALE: The Ultimate Road-Dominating Beast 2019 GMC Sierra 2500HD Denali
Onyx Black Because your truck should match your coffee and your soul.
Are you tired of weak trucks with names like Sporty Gazelle or Eco Puppy?
Do you crave the kind of torque that can tow your house while hauling your ego?
Do you want heated leather seats and a heated steering wheel because you like your butt and hands to be as pampered as your attitude?
Congratulations. Youve found THE truck.
Highlights of this Tire-Smoking Gentleman Truck:
6.6L Duramax V8 Turbodiesel: The engine Thor would use if he gave up hammers for horsepower.
Allison 1000 6-Speed Automatic: Shifts smoother than your cousin trying to flirt at a wedding.
4WD with Off-Road and Snow Plow Prep Package: Whether you're climbing mountains or plowing your exs driveway out of spite, this rigs got you.
Brand NEW tires and brakes because safety is sexy.
Jet Black Leather interior so smooth, cows are filing complaints.
Tech That'll Make You Say I didn't know trucks could do this!:
Apple CarPlay, Android Auto, Navigation because getting lost is only fun in the movies.
Bose Premium Sound System blast country, metal, or motivational speeches in crystal clarity.
Remote start warm it up from your couch, throne, or bunker.
Workhorse Cred:
Gooseneck/5th Wheel Prep Package if you're hauling more than your emotional baggage.
Trailer Brake Controller so you can stop when you want to, not when physics decides.
Luxury Vibes:
Heated and Ventilated Front Seats (yes, butt AC is real and glorious).
Power everything mirrors, pedals, windows, ego.
Chrome everywhere because youre not just working hard, youre doing it in style.
Condition:
Non-smoker, unless you count smoking other trucks off the line.
Clean, mean, and ready to make your neighbors jealous.
Price: [Insert your price here]
Mileage: [Insert mileage]
Location: [Your city/town]
Act now, or forever drive your cousins minivan to the hardware store.
DM me or call/text [insert contact info] before someone else realizes how unfairly cool this truck is.
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