FOR SALE: 2017 Mustang GT Premium Yellow, Loud, and Mildly Addictive
Only 25,808 Miles Manual Transmission (Because Youre Not a Quitter)
Youre not just buying a car.
Youre buying a loud, yellow punch in the face of mediocrity.
This is a 2017 Ford Mustang GT Premium, dipped in Triple Yellow Tri-Coat so bright it makes the sun wear sunglasses. Its got a 6-speed manual because real drivers dont let computers have all the fun. If you can't drive stick, this car will gladly teach youwith a little tough love.
What you get:
5.0L V8 "Coyote" engine 435 horsepower of bald-eagle screams.
6-speed manual Because paddle shifters are for PlayStation.
Ebony leather seats with Yellow Jacket stitching Fashion meets fury.
Heated & cooled seats Toast your buns or chill your cheeks, depending on your mood.
Only 25,808 original miles Thats barely broken in. Grandmas treadmill has more mileage.
Clean title, no nonsense Just pure Mustang muscle.
Why its awesome:
Youll be seen. Oh, youll be seen.
It growls. It purrs. It scares birds.
Parallel parking? Nah, just let people hear you coming and theyll move.
Makes you 27% cooler at gas stations.*
*Coolness not FDA-approved.
Warning:
This car may cause:
Sudden urges to take the long way home.
Increased thumbs-up from strangers.
Occasional battles with inner voices screaming send it.
Ready to live loud, drive fast, and turn every green light into a personal victory lap?
Message me before someone else decides they deserve to be this awesome.
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